Drain and rinse the chickpeas and put in a big bowl. With clean hands or with a potato masher, smoosh (yes, that’s the technical term) the chickpeas until they are a paste but making sure to leave a few whole ones for consistency.
Separately, mince the pickles and celery either by hand or in your food processor and measure out. Add to bowl with chickpeas.
Mince the parsley, dill and scallions next and add to bowl. Then add the mayo, mustard, garlic powder and tamari.
Mix it all up and that’s it. You’re done. You can wrap it up in a blanched collard green, throw it on top of a salad, or eat it as a sandwich – however you like it. And feel free to add avocado, tomatoes, sprouts or anything else.